Checking on getting a monkey pox vaccine because well it's not bad yet but it probably will be. Local disease control board rules currently state your eligible only if you're a gay or bi man who has had sex with someone new in the last 2 weeks. Or maybe if you had contact with a spooky gay. Cool dudes glad this disease won't hit me since I'm not a man. Glad the codification of it's just a gay virus is underway.
Not that it matters anyway since they apparently only had 200 doses to give out.
I am have so much gay sex with the um... penises and the... anuses? Please give me my vaccine.
Putting on a fake mustache. Yes my uhm penis is often inside of um people. Uh ya men specifically.