this is a bad thing 
I hear they actually cloned him 500 times and chose the one who could do the best bong rip to do this and killed the rest by shooting them out of a cannon into the sea
All the missile tests that they do that piss Japan and Fail Korea off are the Kims who don't meet the mark.
Nightmare blunt rotation: Kim Jong-un, Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt.
There will be nothing left by the time it gets to you.
Holy shit really imma try this rn
Edit: I can't tell if it works or if I just have iron lungs 💀
Biden over here with those mids, Kim smokin that Double Dragon Xi JinSkywalker Smack
I heard cannabis was legal in the DPRK, I'd love to find out. It'd be so cool to explore high off my ass
I wonder if they’d let you in if you just explained you love weed a lot and heard they had it there
I'm sure they have tourism groups and stuff, I doubt you'd even need to use that as an excuse lol
Explaining to the North Korean border patrol that I’m seeking asylum from the authoritarian United States government who’s trying to outlaw my identity
