Cause they're an incomprehensible mess of no use to anyone actually doing work.
From what I can see, he's got:
A double-ended saw, but with some pretty large teeth, probably good for lumber? I don't know saws
A single clawhammer (about the only useful tool there)
A mallet, for some fucking reason
A duster?
An umbrella
Some wire brush, for a grill maybe?
And what looks like a short mop or maybe a broom
But like... why? No smaller tools? No screwdrivers? No vice grips, no pliers? Why the fuck does he need a pegboard for this, that could all fit in a kitchen drawer.
Oh yeah true, I just assume that if Matty G has no other tools for doing things, he can't possibly be needing a mallet for anything. I can't even see a little prybar up there, so like, he's not even opening or closing a paint can with that sucker.
The photograph was intended to be an exercise in silliness. While I have never met a liberal who could use tools, I felt sure that if I did, they (the tools) would lack something in sophistication and resemble the sorry specimens shown in this cartoon. I regret that my fondness for libs, combined with an overactive imagination, may have carried me beyond what is comprehensible to the average Bloomberg reader.
why do his "tools" look so fucking weird???
Cause they're an incomprehensible mess of no use to anyone actually doing work. From what I can see, he's got:
But like... why? No smaller tools? No screwdrivers? No vice grips, no pliers? Why the fuck does he need a pegboard for this, that could all fit in a kitchen drawer.
Hey, mallets are actually kind of useful for a lot of stuff. Sometimes you just gotta hit something hard and your hand won't do
True that there is a severe lack of actual tools for doing things though lmao
Oh yeah true, I just assume that if Matty G has no other tools for doing things, he can't possibly be needing a mallet for anything. I can't even see a little prybar up there, so like, he's not even opening or closing a paint can with that sucker.
The photograph was intended to be an exercise in silliness. While I have never met a liberal who could use tools, I felt sure that if I did, they (the tools) would lack something in sophistication and resemble the sorry specimens shown in this cartoon. I regret that my fondness for libs, combined with an overactive imagination, may have carried me beyond what is comprehensible to the average Bloomberg reader.
Cow tools