it's pretty low hanging fruit but someone should do a monster movie where it's just about a troll being a landlord and he eats people's children but everybody is just kind of like, well, what else are we going to do, he owns this property after all until A Socialist shows up and informs them that Property is Theft
And then they tell the socialist "gommunism no food 100 trillion dead" and start willingly offering up their children to the troll because it's a bridge provider and they support their local small businesses
(Please help, nothing turns me into a doomer faster than trying to talk to everyday people about socialism :agony-consuming: )
it's pretty low hanging fruit but someone should do a monster movie where it's just about a troll being a landlord and he eats people's children but everybody is just kind of like, well, what else are we going to do, he owns this property after all until A Socialist shows up and informs them that Property is Theft
And then they tell the socialist "gommunism no food 100 trillion dead" and start willingly offering up their children to the troll because it's a bridge provider and they support their local small businesses
(Please help, nothing turns me into a doomer faster than trying to talk to everyday people about socialism :agony-consuming: )
maybe end it with the troll entirely unharmed, status quo enforced, but the socialist gets hung because the town's liberal brainworms are that bad
That would be incredible, best bit is that horror is great for low-budget films so it would be relatively easier to do a campy indie horror
if only I were a better writer, sigh
I'd love to do this, and John Brown: The Musical but writing two awkward verses of song for the latter was already hard enough and I'm lazy