• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    as an environmental scientist, i fully support this plan to deposit one (1) armored and heavily armed grizzly bear into each and every home belonging to the sort of lead-poisoned, reactionary shithead that thinks joe biden is personally trying to release bears directly into their community of East Jerkfuck, WA.

    • kristina [she/her]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      Jack you can't call me bald you know what the Bible says biden-point

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I am 100% committed and serious about this: we can and should feed north america's ranchers to north america's wolves.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    edit-2
    6 months ago

    sources on the scene reported biden, mounted atop an aggressive looking ursine, crying "get them my pretties" while brandishing a scepter correspondents suspect is magicalbiden-troll