• MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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      3 months ago

      I've never heard any Chicagoan utter the words "this tastes pretty good" when addressing Malört. Malört is bottled at Satan's urinal.

  • bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Drunk me writes self modifying code that became critical to logging functionalities. Still works, but I won’t touch it with a 10 foot pole.

    I don’t know how it works, but I know it does, and I know its macros all the way down.

    Normally I need to toss out 1/2 of my code that was written while drinking even a single beer, but that night I somehow had good code after drinking half a bottle of pure rye whiskey. Guess my Ballmer peak is somewhere between “bro i miss them so much” and blackout.