• HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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    8 months ago

    Reminds me of those old grotesquely deformed WWF action figures that came with little bottles labeled "Official Federation Sweat"

  • worlds_okayest_mech_pilot [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    This makes me think, what are the legal required amounts of sweat and bathwater to turn a body of liquid into sweaty bathwater? If a gamer girl bathes in the ocean, the whole ocean does not become gamer girl bathwater. So clearly, there is a maximum volume of water before it becomes too diluted to classify as bathwater.

    Anyway, I'm sure the Romans fought wars over this issue.

    • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]
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      8 months ago

      So clearly, there is a maximum volume of water before it becomes too diluted to classify as bathwater.

      reinventing homeopathy so i can say the water "remembers" the sweat

    • vertexarray [any]
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      8 months ago

      Fortunately for gamer girl profit margins, the bath water industry remains mercifully unfettered by government regulation