Jews and Slavs are about to lose their probationary whiteness. I will admit that I am a little concerned, unironically.
Pfff. Hardly. AIPAC, Mormons, and Scientologists will be running this country long after it runs itself into the ground.
:shocked-pikachu: whaaaaaaat? the backbiting power jockeying apartheid state is still doing realpolitik between the two leading blocs???
Imagine having the last name Herzog and thinking you belong anywhere near Palestine
Death to America
AIPAC and other Israeli lobbying efforts are strong enough that they can more or less give the US the finger and still get their billions of defense dollars and lucrative contracts. I don't know what they'd have to do for it to actually impact US support for Israel.
Hosting my new diplomatic summit outside the petty confines of space-time. Stay losing terrestrial diplomats I'll be getting glorpifestooned 😌
Americas powerful but small allies like Saudia Arabia and Israel abandoning them for China/Russia would be pretty funny. You just know the second they're both on the other team all their obvious human rights abuses will be a giant fucking deal.
They're only our allies out of convenience, and just barely allies at that.
Like the hot young trophy wife hanging of the arm of the moldering dementia-addled lump, they're only here for one reason. And when it runs out, they're gone.