I like a hot bath. I've got the standard bath/shower combo that's in every apartment, which is nice and all, but I'd like it if I could stretch out rather than having to stay in a semi-foetal position the entire time. Bubble jets would also be cool. But I have absolutely no clue where you'd go for that experience. Bathhouses are deceptively named- there's nothing but horny uncles there. The only place I can think of where you could enjoy a big tub would be in a luxury suite at a hotel, but paying for a night at a fancy hotel when I just want to take a bath isn't an expenditure I can justify. Does anyone know something I don't?
Let me know if you find anything. I am comically larger than the standard bath tub install and would also like to take a bath once in a while.