We used to have the biggest wars. They were great, great big wars. There was World War two, the Franco-Prussian War, World War One - they called that one "the Great War" it was so great of course we know it wasn't really that great. Running from trench to trench getting mowed down by machine guns pew pew pew pew. A lot of people died, but not as many as World War Two. Now that was a great war. I wouldn't have died though. I would've stayed in the trench, bombed them with artillery. One second you're ducking behind sandbags, the next you're blown to bits. Boom. Buhbye Fritz.
We used to have the biggest wars. They were great, great big wars. There was World War two, the Franco-Prussian War, World War One - they called that one "the Great War" it was so great of course we know it wasn't really that great. Running from trench to trench getting mowed down by machine guns pew pew pew pew. A lot of people died, but not as many as World War Two. Now that was a great war. I wouldn't have died though. I would've stayed in the trench, bombed them with artillery. One second you're ducking behind sandbags, the next you're blown to bits. Boom. Buhbye Fritz.