When I hear people and comedians say stuff like "When we were kids parents weren't afraid of disciplining their kids. My mom hit me and I turned out alright..." I want to respond with "Look at me, one time when I was 7 I was goofing around and bumped up against my mom while she was ironing clothes. She held my hand up against the iron for like 5 seconds, you can bet I never did that again and I turned out fine. "
That specifically never happened to me, its just part of super dark comedy act I'm working on for an open mic.
When I hear people and comedians say stuff like "When we were kids parents weren't afraid of disciplining their kids. My mom hit me and I turned out alright..." I want to respond with "Look at me, one time when I was 7 I was goofing around and bumped up against my mom while she was ironing clothes. She held my hand up against the iron for like 5 seconds, you can bet I never did that again and I turned out fine. "
That specifically never happened to me, its just part of super dark comedy act I'm working on for an open mic.
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Yeah stand-up is full of fucked up people. Their rate of suicide is pretty bad.
important distinction
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