• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
    hexbear
    38
    3 months ago

    completely transparent bean-think

    “But the plans were on display…”
    “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
    “That’s the display department.”
    “With a flashlight.”
    “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
    “So had the stairs.”
    “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
    “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    35
    edit-2
    3 months ago

    "We'll put it on our website so that we make sure we're clear about the grammage, and it's on all our tickets."

    Who is going to the manufacturers website for butter.

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
      hexbear
      24
      3 months ago

      "Your honor, if the consumers thought to inspect element and dig through the code, its very clear we changed the numbers. Theyre in there."