I'll start.
Did you know that Wil "Wesley Crusher" Wheaton's first credited acting role was Martin on the Secret of NIMH animated film? That was probably the last time he sounded assertive and tough in an acting role too, and he was both a little kid and a mouse. :rat-salute:
At least they tell us how they operate: Lie to the audience, they are your target, use money for it. Truth doesn't matter.