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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    "I don't see the problem. When I was a boy in Scranton, PA - we had some neighbors really, really down on their luck. They had to mow their lawn and eat it. I had some. I had a little. It wasn't good but it kept ya goin'! I asked my pop I said 'Pop, why didntcha lend 'em some money?' He laughed and said 'Son, that ain't capitalism. How could I recoup my loan if they refused to pay it back?' My dad didn't have much book learning but he was very smart..."

    Biden then talks for 3 whole minutes about a story involving his dad, ice cream, hard work, the American dream, and the movies. The members of the media look at each other perplexed trying to understand the presidential word salad. Biden finally gets to the end...

    "So - the Afghan people have the tools to improve their lives. It's just the damn Taliban getting in the way," he turns and old man shuffles away his baby pink fontanel shining. He takes no questions so the media yells at the back of his head.