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minus-squareroux [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear5·3 months agoI'm willing to start a gofundme to raise the funds to buy a Trump Bible but only if every instance of "Jesus" is replaced with "The Don" in the New Testament. link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear3·3 months agoOnly if it still has the King James wording. I want to read The Don saying words like "verily" and shit link
minus-squareroux [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear3·3 months agoI mean it's gotta be the King James version, right? link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear1·3 months agoThere are couple more modern ones floating around. I went to a church for a funeral a couple years ago and the passages were in a more modern style link
I'm willing to start a gofundme to raise the funds to buy a Trump Bible but only if every instance of "Jesus" is replaced with "The Don" in the New Testament.
Only if it still has the King James wording. I want to read The Don saying words like "verily" and shit
I mean it's gotta be the King James version, right?
There are couple more modern ones floating around. I went to a church for a funeral a couple years ago and the passages were in a more modern style