The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I drink milk and jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it's a JO milk crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while drinking milk with a bud thats how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time.
nuclear levels of cringe, don't let this get out of the internet.
They used to do meetups and drink gallons of milk together while screaming memes loudly. There are videos. It is all incredibly embarrassing.
I kinda miss that time period before they had competent leadership or millions of dollars backing them and were just a bunch of utter morons.
The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I drink milk and jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it's a JO milk crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while drinking milk with a bud thats how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time.