I’ve been working through all the games my parents never let me play as a kid using emulators. The idea for this post was inspired by blitz: the league. A dark and gritty American football arcade style game. It features steroids, corruption, and to the modern audience disgusting emphasis on dirty hits and injury. The injuries are emphasized through rewarding the player and mortal kombat style xrays.

It is not without humor (sending sex workers to the away team’s hotel before a game is a feature in the sequel iirc). The gameplay is fun enough and it’s really funny how mad the nfl got because despite the deep flaws it correctly pointed out the corruption.

Final score: “hey dude sniff this milk”/10.

        • DespiteAllMyWage [des/pair]
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          2 years ago

          If you simply don’t want to elucidate….fine. I haven’t played fromsoft outside of 1 and ER. I’ve heard 2 was too easy. I believe it seeing the gameplay. 3 seems like a fashion meta, which is cancer regarding item balance.

            • RION [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              :rage-cry: NO I NEED TO MAX DAMAGE ABSORPTION STRAIGHT SWORDS ARE CURRENTLY META SO BUILDING INTO MAX SLASH RESITANCE GETS ME +0.78 EV AT OOLACILE COURT DUELS

              :chad: this mask has a funny face, I think I'll wear it

      • 21018 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Unfinished game and what's there is super basic in comparison to modern soulslike