I’ve been working through all the games my parents never let me play as a kid using emulators. The idea for this post was inspired by blitz: the league. A dark and gritty American football arcade style game. It features steroids, corruption, and to the modern audience disgusting emphasis on dirty hits and injury. The injuries are emphasized through rewarding the player and mortal kombat style xrays.

It is not without humor (sending sex workers to the away team’s hotel before a game is a feature in the sequel iirc). The gameplay is fun enough and it’s really funny how mad the nfl got because despite the deep flaws it correctly pointed out the corruption.

Final score: “hey dude sniff this milk”/10.

  • DespiteAllMyWage [des/pair]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Need help finding an emulator/setting up? Idk the piracy rules but I don’t exactly care either.

      • DespiteAllMyWage [des/pair]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        Thanks for letting me know. Need any? I seriously enjoy helping people steal stuff.

        :josus-stalin:

          • DespiteAllMyWage [des/pair]
            hexagon
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            2 years ago

            I’ll respond, but don’t wanna be the guy spamming up with links. Might be rude to assume they aren’t proficient with the high seas. Like, a real phobia of being the ass who tries to explain common knowledge. Despite that being me 100% lmao