I’ve been working through all the games my parents never let me play as a kid using emulators. The idea for this post was inspired by blitz: the league. A dark and gritty American football arcade style game. It features steroids, corruption, and to the modern audience disgusting emphasis on dirty hits and injury. The injuries are emphasized through rewarding the player and mortal kombat style xrays.
It is not without humor (sending sex workers to the away team’s hotel before a game is a feature in the sequel iirc). The gameplay is fun enough and it’s really funny how mad the nfl got because despite the deep flaws it correctly pointed out the corruption.
Final score: “hey dude sniff this milk”/10.
Wolfenstein 3D is pretty much killed by the shitty controls.
In fact the version of Wolfenstein 3D with the best gameplay is "Wolfstone 3D" which is a game developed by alternate-universe id Software in Nazi-occupied America, found on an arcade machine within Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus. It's the entire game of Wolfenstein 3D reskinned.
You can play it with mouse controls. It's so sick. It plays so well