Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    The Swedish government will never legalize anything. Anyway, we should focus on destroying NATO from the inside as detailed in little folders we all received in the mail. I think they still trust that we are actual new members, so if we launch the sneak attack in the next few weeks we should be fine, right?

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      6 months ago

      Oh, man. NATO will destroy itself inshallah just as our loser countries join up and wreck our international reputation. Truly there could be nothing more fitting.

      • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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        6 months ago

        People didn't think it could be done, but our governments managed to sneak aboard the Titanic when it had already hit the iceberg.