We've all seen a skeleton with some weird shit in fallout or similar games. How will your skeleton be found?
I have a mannequin with a cone on it's head. You know I'm putting that cone on my head, holding the mannequin, and leaving unopened cigs
cranking my hog on the toilet with a plastic bag over my head.
so a college kid 35,000 years later can see the photo on a slidedeck and say, "Respect, King" and get a big laugh.
Sit on toilet reading magazine about whatever global nuclear threat launched the nuke holding a blunt in the other hand
Probably hug my cat so that someone looting my house has a moment of sadness while they steal my cans of beans
I'll make sure I'm in a wAcKy pose like le fallout 4 and my skeleton will have it's head in the toilet with a plunger up my ass.
im currently on a pretty high floor im sure i'll either be vaporized or buried under rubble
Body shielding an adorable plushie whale.
I’m literally almost gonna cry dude.
If the nukes are flying now, there won't be anyone left to find the skeletons
I want to be the idiot that thought they could hide in their bath tub. I would be in the fetal position snuggling with my pikachu plushie
Hunched over my keyboard. Died as I lived, a gamer and a poster (and too online)
You know that one guy at pompeii? Yeah, that's what I'll be doing.
I guess i'd throw all the guns, my stuffie, and the copy of Fight Club in the bathtub and jump in after it.
Im near a naval base that is one of two repair depots for blackhawk and apache helicopters, along with launching UAVs. There was another here that also housed minesweeping vessels and aircraft carriers, but that base was BRAC’d some time back.
The remaining naval base is on a relatively short list of actual nuke targets. Im not doing shit but calling my kids one last time to tell them i love them.
