Fun fact: The custom cups to put booze in? $35. The babysitting service’s nighttime shift that takes care of your kids after 10pm so you can go get drunk and fuck your wife? Only $27.

    • baHamas [he/him]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      Sorry, my parents are cishet and my dad was making jokes. Kinda stuck in my head.

      • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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        9 months ago

        More of a joke about people gettin' freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's

        • wopazoo [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's

          wrong. Nowadays it's COVID (lol)

        • baHamas [he/him]
          hexagon
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          9 months ago

          Huh. Well that’s news to me for several reasons