If you ask “Are you a whale?” I will ignore you and your question will not be relayed to him (he can’t read, because he’s a—FUCK [“I’m a whale!”]

  • allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]
    hexagon
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    8 months ago

    I found him with a partially-detached tail, an injury on his side, and a mostly-detached horn (he was supposed to be an anatomically inaccurate narwal or something, I just took it off). He doesn’t remember anything before that. I forget where I found him, as well, but I know it’s been almost a year—he was supposed to be a birthday present for my friend, but I hurt them so bad they didn’t want any of their birthday presents.