Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA to Post on Main • 2 years agoI'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by hexbear posters.... MAIN!imagemessage-square34 fedilinkarrow-up142file-textcross-posted to: main
arrow-up142imageI'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by hexbear posters.... MAIN!Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA to Post on Main • 2 years agomessage-square34 Commentsfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: main
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minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoMy friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoWaking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoThe Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoMy sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear5·2 years agoTwo windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoEngland doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoWhat do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoWhat washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear4·2 years agoWhat do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird. link
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.