I would replace the Harry Potter series with Chuck Tingle's erotic parody version where trans wizard Harriet Porber has a love interest who's a trans bad boy dinosaur named Snabe, and then I'd make Harry Potter be an obscure fanfiction of that.
As long as there is something about :butt: pounding in the titles of each and every sequel, and then more :butt: pounding in the titles of the terrible spinoffs.
I would replace the Harry Potter series with Chuck Tingle's erotic parody version where trans wizard Harriet Porber has a love interest who's a trans bad boy dinosaur named Snabe, and then I'd make Harry Potter be an obscure fanfiction of that.
As long as there is something about :butt: pounding in the titles of each and every sequel, and then more :butt: pounding in the titles of the terrible spinoffs.