How the comic will probably have it: Fascist gramps flashbacks to being a boy getting revenge on NKVD officers (who happen to have epicanthal eye folds or comically big noses for some reason) who rape his village and make off with its grain, all while they’re drunk from vodka and doing some Russian folk dance.

How it would actually be: Fascist gramps boasting about how he killed “communists” in the cradle.