I realize JK Rowling's new novel might seem a little long at 1200 pages but a good portion of the space is taken up by fictitious mean tweets pic.twitter.com/6xaH27fUUT— Nathan J Robinson (@NathanJRobinson) August 31, 2022
Just like Hillary's book where she just included stupid Facebook and Twitter memes lmao
she is a billionaire, she could have a much better return on investment
Why do you need an ROI when you're already a billionaire? What could she even do with one more billion than she can do right now?
No. She got rich and famous, developed a sense of imperious entitlement, found herself sucked into the Swamp of Sorrow that is Twitter, and then dedicated the remainder of her life to feuding with a collection of chuds, tweens, channers, and bot accounts that troll her online.
This is Monkey's Paw level of cursed. She wished to become the most successful children's author of a generation and this is what she got out of it. She could fuck off to Epstein Island, surround herself with Yes-People, do coke, swim with the dolphins, eat babies, and never think about any of this again.
But she's so deeply ego-tripped that she literally can't do anything other than write a 1200 page long twitter rebuttal to the internet.
Why do you need an ROI when you're already a billionaire? What could she even do with one more billion than she can do right now?
No. She got rich and famous, developed a sense of imperious entitlement, found herself sucked into the Swamp of Sorrow that is Twitter, and then dedicated the remainder of her life to feuding with a collection of chuds, tweens, channers, and bot accounts that troll her online.
This is Monkey's Paw level of cursed. She wished to become the most successful children's author of a generation and this is what she got out of it. She could fuck off to Epstein Island, surround herself with Yes-People, do coke, swim with the dolphins, eat babies, and never think about any of this again.
But she's so deeply ego-tripped that she literally can't do anything other than write a 1200 page long twitter rebuttal to the internet.