https://twitter.com/BJMendelson/status/1565013162629398528

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Russia did everything bad ever

    Russia is why you can't get a girlfriend

    Russia is why your fries are soggy

    Russia is why your poop smells

    Russia is why the icecream machine at Mcdonald's is always broken

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Russia is why the icecream machine at Mcdonald’s is always broken

      thanks Russia for saving my pant size!! :che-laugh: