GORBIUS ENDED THE IRON CURTAIN

HE SAID IT'S GORBIN TIME AND PERESTROIKA'D ALL OVER THOSE RED FASH CLOWNS

TANKIES DON'T EVEN KNOW HISTORY

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE IRON CURTAIN

YOU KNOW?

WHEN RUSSIA PUT UP A BIG FAT WALL AGAINST THE WEST FOR NO REASON (THIS IS WHY TRUMP IS A TANKIE TOO)

JUST TO BE BIG MEANIES

THEY DID THE NUCULAR WEAPONS AND THE COOZE AGAINST GOOD WHOLESOME CAPITALISTS AND THE RED FASH IMPERIALISM FOR 50 YEARS ON MILLIONS OF INNOCENTS

THEY MADE THE LONG BREAD LINES AND ATE ALL THE GRAIN WITH THE BIG SPOON

THE WEST TRIED TO BE SO REASONABLE TO THEM

BUT THE EVIL SOVIETS DECIDED TO BE MEAN FOR NO REASON AND FORM AN OFFENSIVE ALLIANCE (1955) CALLED THE 'WAR SAW PACT' BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO GO TO WAR AND SAW PEOPLE IN HALF AND THEY WERE NOSTALGIC ABOUT THEIR PACT WITH THE NAZIS

THEN AFTER THAT (1949) THE WEST MADE A BIG FAMILY CALLED NATO AND LET EVERYONE IN INCLUDING THE FORMER NAZIS WHO CLEANED UP THEIR ACT (UNLIKE THE SOVIETS) AND PROMISED TO PLAY NICE WITH THE CIA AND THE UN AND THE EU COMMISSION. THEY CLEANED UP THEIR ACT SO GOOD THEY GOT TO JOIN ALL THOSE ORGANIZATIONS.

BUT THE BIG MEANIE SOVIET UNION HAD TO HAVE IT THEIR WAY. THEY TRIED TO JOIN NATO TO BE BIG BULLIES (1954) BUT THE WEST STOOD UP TO THEM AND SAID "NO, YOU HAVE TO BE NICE BEFORE YOU CAN JOIN"

THE WEST TRIED TO GIVE THE SOVIET UNION A VERY BIG LOAN CALLED THE MARSHALL PLAN. ALL THEY WOULD HAVE HAD TO DO IS PAY BACK 9999999% INTEREST AND STOP DOING EVIL COMMUNISM AND LET MARKETS FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT WITH THE INVISIBLE HAND.

BUT THEY DIDN'T ATTEND ECONOMICS 101 SO THEY REJECTED THE WEST'S VERY MODEST AND REASONABLE OFFER

THE ONLY GUY WHO DID ECONOMICS 101 WAS GORBACHEV, AND BECAUSE OF HIM EVERYONE NOW HAS A TOOTHBRUSH

DON'T READ EVIL TANKIE LIE HISTORY. TANKIES INVENTED NUKES JUST TO BE MEAN. THE USA THEN MADE THEIR OWN DEFENSIVELY.

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