DAYTON, OH—While greeting the crowd at a campaign rally Thursday, former President Donald Trump was seen kissing a supporter’s burger, according to sources in attendance. “Well, who’s this juicy little guy?” asked the GOP presidential candidate, who then reportedly lifted up the fully loaded flame-broiled beef…
I know this is fake because it's his burger that gets kissed, and it's supposed to be a pledge of fealty performed by his staffers.