"We love our big handsome hamburgers, don't we folks. More handsome than Tom Cruise but less than the Generals."

Does he truly eat hamburgers before going to bed?

That just seemed like a mainstream media thing.

Our big wet boy does it again

I know this is fake because it's his burger that gets kissed, and it's supposed to be a pledge of fealty performed by his staffers.

This is the moment Trump became president of the United States of Burgerland.

Just a Big Wet Boy
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day he was born
Straightening the curves, yeah
Flattenin' them dems
Someday the burgers might get 'em but the law never will

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