Some of the more insane ones i've added to splashes[]:
"Autist to transfem pipeline confirmed by Moscow!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be cis!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be trans!" "The numbers mason, what do they mean?" "Doesn't report your chat!" "Includes glowing brown mushrooms!" "Sponsored by: Kirbys: Home of the broken blue light special!"
Aren’t all mice 2D?
How do you even simulate a mouse? Wouldn’t it just be moving the cursor? That just sounds like using a computer but with extra steps. Or is that the joke?
Lmfao, simulating a computer mouse on a computer. Now THATS a silly idea!
No, im talking about mice as in, the animal.