Some of the more insane ones i've added to splashes[]:
"Autist to transfem pipeline confirmed by Moscow!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be cis!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be trans!" "The numbers mason, what do they mean?" "Doesn't report your chat!" "Includes glowing brown mushrooms!" "Sponsored by: Kirbys: Home of the broken blue light special!"
"Read Settlers"
"Literal Mouse Controls"
"The stickers on fruit are edible, get your RDA of macroplastics"
"The Moon is made of Cheese" is a lie mice tell their whelps to make them believe in Mouse Jesus
"Contains 0% Cheese!"
It would also be true, as cheese isn't in the game.
Just put the word balls in like 50 times and keep doing it until someone thinks it looks funny
Legitimately, he could steal the majority of them and no one would be pissed
*Mouse Simulator 2D
Its a game I made thats inspired by avelog's Mouse Simulator.
Aren’t all mice 2D?
How do you even simulate a mouse? Wouldn’t it just be moving the cursor? That just sounds like using a computer but with extra steps. Or is that the joke?
Lmfao, simulating a computer mouse on a computer. Now THATS a silly idea!
No, im talking about mice as in, the animal.
"Hand made by mice!"
"The mice are forming a union!"
"The mice have formed a union!"
"The mouse union is protesting outside my house!"
"If the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of house should be hice!"
"The mice are burning down my hice!"
If you're running with that first one, here's one I've heard IRL:
"Based giga-autist Nick Land actually likes Deleuze."
I present: The winners of the people's choice awards.
Coming in at #1:
i have more fish and tape and will,, power than youre intire organisation
#2:
JOE BYEDON GAY BUS HOME
#3:
“Alexa, lock my cock cage”
#4:
Where We Build Back, We Build Better
#5:
You don’t need a clean dick to build a train.
