Some of the more insane ones i've added to splashes[]:
"Autist to transfem pipeline confirmed by Moscow!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be cis!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be trans!" "The numbers mason, what do they mean?" "Doesn't report your chat!" "Includes glowing brown mushrooms!" "Sponsored by: Kirbys: Home of the broken blue light special!"
You can just keep refreshing the Hexbear homepage
Legitimately, he could steal the majority of them and no one would be pissed