Some of the more insane ones i've added to splashes[]:

"Autist to transfem pipeline confirmed by Moscow!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be cis!" "Protagonist not guaranteed to be trans!" "The numbers mason, what do they mean?" "Doesn't report your chat!" "Includes glowing brown mushrooms!" "Sponsored by: Kirbys: Home of the broken blue light special!"

  • Civility [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I present: The winners of the people's choice awards.

    Coming in at #1:

    i have more fish and tape and will,, power than youre intire organisation

    #2:

    JOE BYEDON GAY BUS HOME

    #3:

    “Alexa, lock my cock cage”

    #4:

    Where We Build Back, We Build Better

    #5:

    You don’t need a clean dick to build a train.