What are Slugs
Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus. but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker. either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it. but this is a shockingly Bad interpretation.
Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They are noble Hermit-Monks who slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to keep them safe as a reward for the sacrifices they have made.
I rate Slugs 4 stars for their Bravery and Humility. 1 star must be deducted for avoiding Social Obligations, and eye contact.
+2 stars = Brave +2 stars = Humble -1 stars = look at me when I am speaking to you
Final Rating for Slugs:
:theory-gary: :live-slug-reaction: .
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 3 stars / 5 stars
slugs are adorable in the same way my neighbor is adorable when he pukes all over himself after monday night football