What are Slugs
Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus. but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker. either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it. but this is a shockingly Bad interpretation.
Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They are noble Hermit-Monks who slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to keep them safe as a reward for the sacrifices they have made.
I rate Slugs 4 stars for their Bravery and Humility. 1 star must be deducted for avoiding Social Obligations, and eye contact.
+2 stars = Brave +2 stars = Humble -1 stars = look at me when I am speaking to you
Final Rating for Slugs:
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⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 3 stars / 5 stars
Holy shit, they made the Slugs from Metal Slug into a real thing :walter-shock:
how do slugs know to come to my upstairs balcony to eat my plants when there are so many plants so much closer to them
Oh you like to eat plants eh? Well let me introduce you to ducks.
I do not like slugs, they try to eat the vegetables growing in my garden
stop cumming on the vegetables growing in your garden. that’s the only reason you have slugs there
I saw a huge 8 inch banana slug a few weeks ago in the forest and I really hope it's doing well
The slug was approved for 20k in student loan forgiveness. It ate some psychobilly shrooms yesterday and experienced total ego death. The slug has never been better and it is all because of you
From this information I can deduce that you are somewhere between central California and Alaska.
banana slugs will appear wherever there is cum. don’t limit your horizons
Fuck you, slugs are at least 4 stars. They're not ugly, they're adorable, and the mucus is easily wiped off.
slugs are adorable in the same way my neighbor is adorable when he pukes all over himself after monday night football
Don't slugs and snails potentially carry all kinds of fucked up parasites
Something I respect slugs and snails for is killing the people that eat them with parasites like the deadly Rat lung worm disease
I know it's kinda mean, but it's pretty funny how their eye stalks retract when you poke them.
0/5 animal hate them and wish they would stop eating my plants
I'm keeping a slug right now, wandered into my kitchen somehow during the months long drought/heatwave, I live in Texas, didn't put it outside cause I wasn't sure if it came in the produce or what and wasn't sure it could survive outside. Tried to release it after a rain a few days ago and this fucker did not want to go, stuck to the container like glue. Has a little dish of water which it sits in sometimes, been feeding it lettuce, eats a surprisingly large amount. Current plan is to wait until after another rain when it's also sitting on the lettuce so I can just lift it out. I'm not sure if my concerns even make any sense idk anything about slugs. I give this slug 3.5 stars, better company than a leech, deducting half a star cause I went to make a salad the other day and couldn't cover the plate all the way with lettuce.
That's very sweet and kind of you to show that compassion to da slug.
They have a name? Or would that make it harder to let them go lol.
I rate slugs 2/5, they ate my lettuces.
My neighbor's chickens rate them 5/5.
