What are Slugs
Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus. but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker. either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it. but this is a shockingly Bad interpretation.
Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They are noble Hermit-Monks who slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to keep them safe as a reward for the sacrifices they have made.
I rate Slugs 4 stars for their Bravery and Humility. 1 star must be deducted for avoiding Social Obligations, and eye contact.
+2 stars = Brave +2 stars = Humble -1 stars = look at me when I am speaking to you
Final Rating for Slugs:
:theory-gary: :live-slug-reaction: .
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 3 stars / 5 stars
The slug was approved for 20k in student loan forgiveness. It ate some psychobilly shrooms yesterday and experienced total ego death. The slug has never been better and it is all because of you