What are Slugs

Slugs are Disgusting and Covered in Mucus. but you shouldn't hold that against them. You're not exactly a looker. either. The Common Mind considers Slugs to simply be Snails without Shells, and all the less Cool for it. but this is a shockingly Bad interpretation.

Through heroic Discipline, Slugs have conquered the Self and rid themselves of the desire for such lavish ornamentation. They are noble Hermit-Monks who slime the countryside without shelter, trusting in Mother Nature to keep them safe as a reward for the sacrifices they have made.

I rate Slugs 4 stars for their Bravery and Humility. 1 star must be deducted for avoiding Social Obligations, and eye contact.

+2 stars = Brave +2 stars = Humble -1 stars = look at me when I am speaking to you

Final Rating for Slugs:

:theory-gary: :live-slug-reaction: .

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 3 stars / 5 stars

  • Weedian [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I do not like slugs, they try to eat the vegetables growing in my garden

    • BigFuckingTurd [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      stop cumming on the vegetables growing in your garden. that’s the only reason you have slugs there