You don't need to go shouting it, but if someone starts talking politics at you, fucking own it. Some coworker is like "trump sucks", say "yeah I know, I'm a communist". Your grandpa says "trump rules", say "no he sucks ass, I'm a communist". You're on a date and they ask who you're voting for? Say "I'm a communist". Cashier asks would you like change? "Yes, I am a communist".
Be open about your politics and lay claim to the title. Be a communist.
Them: Would you like the standard wash or the wash plus undercarriage
Me: I'm a communist
Them: I'm sorry for your loss
Me: I'm a communist
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Them: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
Me: I'm a communist
Them: Help, my baby's carriage is rolling into traffic!
Me: I'm a communist
Them: I have been alone on this island for 15 years. Are you real or am I imagining rescue again?
Me: I'm a communist
Them: I can't believe it you found a cure for COVID-19
Me: I'm a communist
Them: This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
Me: I'm a communist
Them: Daddy, I peed.
Me: I'm a communist.
Them: [is a fish]
Me: I'm a communist
Them: are you winning son?
Me: I'm a communist
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