Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"
Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.
The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.
Anyone else have one?
I remember being like 9 at a log cabin with my parents and seeing an axe by some firewood. I went over, swung the axe straight down on a log that was laughably too small and the blade wiffs and passes right between my legs. I still think about that shit to this day.
Like a fucking inch to left or right and an axe goes into my kneecap, slightly higher and it goes straight into my 9 year old balls. Jesus I got lucky that day.
Worse. Your axe hits your thigh and you sever your femoral artery. Likely bleeding out before an ambualnce can get out to the wild to find you.
When I did my toe in I got my hands covered in blood to the point the touch screen on my phone wouldn't work. I was alarmed