• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    i just cross the street. all the time. ill probably end up stepping in front of a car at some point. sometimes i walk an extra 15 minutes taking some longer way if there's some both sides of the street configuration happening at a junction.

    it's whatever. i do the same thing with people walking dogs. not because i don't like dogs, but i don't want to be the guy that bothers people just trying to walk their dog. obviously i want to run full speed at every dog, slide into them on my knees, flop around on my back to induce them to pounce on me, and then sniff inside their ears rapidly. and like 80% of the dogs want this too. but their owners are dorks with like "shit to do" or whatever.