• HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    Facts About Animals:

    • Prawns are cannibals
    • If there's an elephant in the room, you're in the wrong room
    • Cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist
    • I think it's worth repeating: Prawns eat their babies
    • Monkeys eat monkeys (but who gives a monkey's?)
    • If you squash a wasp, it releases a chemical from the wasp, which attracts people who tell you facts about wasps