As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say China is one of my favorite countries. Not only that, but communism is amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot spread it wide enough through the world to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, rhythmic chants of the workers in the streets. When I sit back on my heels, look around at the revolution with warmth in my heart and sweat running across my brow, hair all fucked up and wipe my face with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained the means of production out of the parasitic bourgeoisie..... that’s when I’m satisfied.
+1 for cockeatpasta
Something tells me John Green would be more horrified by being associated with the Chinese government than by being associated with being good at blowjobs
I think you're right, which is saying a lot considering that post drove him off of tumblr (good riddance) (bullying works)
What is the original post?
I'm not sure what the original text of the post was, but back when you could edit the posts you were reblogging someone changed one of his posts (presumably about hitting 200k followers) to the following:
The ability to edit the posts you reblogged was removed shortly thereafter (what a wild design decision in the first place???) and also John Green left tumblr (good riddance)
John Green cock eating post
Is he just mocking people into cocks?
No, this was from a time on Tumblr where you could edit other people’s posts for some reason. The original text was something else, but this is the version that became famous