• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    This fellow gets the wall

    Wait no, he gets two walls

    Like in the movies where the walls come together to smash them

        • Diogenes_Barrel [love/loves]
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          2 years ago

          only if they have the wisdom to position themselves where it'll pierce something important. this :galaxy-brain: would somehow manage to skewer each limb and still be very alive for the squish

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I'm thinking some boiling oil would help, not enough to boil them to death, just enough to scald their feet and hands enough to discourage climbing the spikes

          Also, the spikes could be blunt, like a meat tenderizer, just there to really smash them into chunky paste