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  • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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    2 years ago

    Um… “Shove a stick in it”? How many times would you need to do that to actually get more than a few dozens calories of food? 100s of times? 1,000s? I’m total crap at mental arithmetic but from a caloric standpoint - you might easily use more calories than the calories you could get.

    i mean monkeys an' shit do it