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Motherfuckers don't know that pond lily seeds pop like popcorn when you toast them
The vegan version of "everything tastes like ch*cken" is that everything tastes like popcorn
I use a little oil in the pan so that the salt will cling to it and eat it with a spoon.
"Eat bugs" mfer when I tell them about mushrooms
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The text isn't exactly A1 advice.
Ants are abundant, which is good because you’re going to need a whole lot of them to move the needle on your hunger. Find an anthill or ant hole and shove a stick in it...
Um... "Shove a stick in it"? How many times would you need to do that to actually get more than a few dozens calories of food? 100s of times? 1,000s? I'm total crap at mental arithmetic but from a caloric standpoint - you might easily use more calories than the calories you could get.
Also "Bees and Wasps" are listed twice...
To catch: "7. Bees and Wasps"
To avoid: "3. Bees and Wasps"Um… “Shove a stick in it”? How many times would you need to do that to actually get more than a few dozens calories of food? 100s of times? 1,000s? I’m total crap at mental arithmetic but from a caloric standpoint - you might easily use more calories than the calories you could get.
i mean monkeys an' shit do it
No don't do this to Adam he's the foremost centre-left talk show host