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- memes@lemmy.ml
Committing voter fraud to own the libs?
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Number of Votes for "Third Party Candidate" = X
Number of "Third Party Candidates" with universal ballot access = 0
X / 0 = Error: Divide By Zero
Election crashes. Vote goes to the House of Representatives. Trump wins.
+1 Presidency of Donald Trump
QED
Please let me know where to pick up my check.
"Total" implies the vote count. But I'm certain you already knew that lol.
Consider telling the DNC to pull their head out of their ass instead of taking millions in bribes?
Valiant effort, but the vote still didn't add to Trump's total
Actually, every third party candidate is "Donald Trump," in a very literal sense. They're all characters put on by the same performer through a series of elaborate disguises. This is why they don't allow them into debates and stuff, obviously they can't be in the same room together because they're all the same person.
Here's them as Claudia de la Cruz:
Show
And here's them as Donald Trump:
Show
As you can plainly see, they are the same person. Look how they're both looking upwards, for example. Dead giveaway, I'll take my $1,000,000.
It's like a Series of Unfortunate Events. Every Third Party Candidate is Trump in an increasingly bad disguise, no adults can see it, but the libs can.
"The emperor is naked!" only the child dared to point that out
Step 1: vote third party
Step 2: pay someone $100 to vote for Trump
Step 3: Collect $1 mil that you definitely have
He gains +1 strength every time someone votes 3rd party, duh. Where's my $1 million?
