I'm so sorry Mr. Judge sir, I didn't want to hit that man with the fire extinguisher, an older boy told me to do it sir. I'm really sorry, you can't send me to jail, I'm just a little boy, just a little birthday boy, please I'm so, so sorry

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pleaded guilty to grabbing former D.C. cop Michael Fanone as another rioter repeatedly assaulted him with Fanone's own stun gun

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