here I thought a chinook was a twin rotor helicopter

Other vernacular names for the species include king salmon, Quinnat salmon, Tsumen, spring salmon, chrome hog, Blackmouth, and Tyee salmon

nice

Who wrote this Dr. Seuss?

Foot heads arms body.

NPR hiring New York Post interns instead of going after the marquee talent on the editorial board.

One Fish
Trucked Fish
Two Fish
Fucked Fish

blammo. and that's how it's done.

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Someone at NPR tryna get on with El Reg

A failed poet becomes a reporter